Everything you wanted to know about me but were afraid to ask.
I don't watch much TV, but when I do, it's usually animated! From Futurama to SpongeBob, check out what 'toons I think are the coolest!
White sand beaches, green palms, and deep-blue seas wash upon tropical ports of call in the Caribbean. Journey to the New World's exotic paradise.
Lights! Camera! Action! Have more fun in bed, buy a camera! Take a peek at my favorite pix. You never know who'll make a cameo here...
Don't mind the smell, we'd love to have you come and stay for a spell. It's everywhere you want to be, baby.
"Oooh, the girls of the internet. I'd go online with them any day." - Homer Simpson. Discover why The Simpsons is the best damn show on the T.V.
My browser became so full of bookmarks and favorites I just put them all here. Enjoy.
Afraid to pay good money to go see a film you might hate? Check out what films I liked, those I didn't, and ones that made me want to wretch.
Discover hidden wonders on a spiritual quest through the Jade Garden, where fearless adventurers explore the exotic world of the Orient.
I dream about Star Wars toys... and naked women... and naked women playing with Star Wars toys. Hey, they're not just for kids anymore.
Peppering a page with exotic fonts is fun and easy! I've compiled a list of the ones found on my pages, plus a few extras that are pretty sweet.
| about me | caribbean | credits | email | film | fonts | hometown |
| jade garden | links | pix | simpsons | toys | toons |
![[Shameless Advertisement]](bestcoke.gif)
Last Updated
Winter 2004!
![[Welcome]](whitepagewelcome.gif)
![[Jade Garden Chinese Characters]](jadechin.gif)